elegantly-tasteless:

You deserve for people to say your name properly or not say it at all.

All I have to say about guys that laugh at other guys who get their eyebrows: at least his eyebrows look better than the one caterpillar you’ve got nesting on your forehead.
To all the ladies that laugh about guys getting their eyebrows done: I know you’re mad his eyebrow game is stronger than yours, so please sit down.